About Me
- Yeti
- Gender: Male Age: 7 (which is 26 in yeti years) Race: humanoid cryptid Body Type: Slender but athletic Height: 6' 9" (without my platform shoes) Looks: I've been told I look like a dead cactus. Also, I've got a bigfoot, a sasquatch that tells good time, and abominable breath. Location: wooded regions of the Himalayas, where there is an abundance of gnomes to pester Astrological Sign: Sasquatcharius Religion: I believe in a Heavenly Yeti
3 comments:
Hey how much do you think Yeti can bench press?
Gnome Rocks!
He needs to spray that Chewbacca with some industrial strength Nair, strap him to the roof rack and drive through the car wash. Ooo talk about a fur ball in that drain!
sometimes the gnome is mean spirited and that bothers me.
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