Gender: Male
Age: 7 (which is 26 in yeti years)
Race: humanoid cryptid
Body Type: Slender but athletic
Height: 6' 9" (without my platform shoes)
Looks: I've been told I look like a dead cactus. Also, I've got a bigfoot, a sasquatch that tells good time, and abominable breath.
Location: wooded regions of the Himalayas, where there is an abundance of gnomes to pester
Astrological Sign: Sasquatcharius
Religion: I believe in a Heavenly Yeti
2 comments:
i get the feeling the yeti's time traveling, how on earth did the gnomes escape the garden without us seeing it? + where did the pink gue come from?
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