Gender: Male
Age: 7 (which is 26 in yeti years)
Race: humanoid cryptid
Body Type: Slender but athletic
Height: 6' 9" (without my platform shoes)
Looks: I've been told I look like a dead cactus. Also, I've got a bigfoot, a sasquatch that tells good time, and abominable breath.
Location: wooded regions of the Himalayas, where there is an abundance of gnomes to pester
Astrological Sign: Sasquatcharius
Religion: I believe in a Heavenly Yeti
5 comments:
YES!!! the long wait is OVER!!!!
yeti, i love you.
YES!!! the long wait is over!
yeti, i love you.
i wonder wat yeti tastes like......
nice job!!!!!!
Poor deer...what with losing his antlers and everything...wonder what happened to him! Hope his family doesn't disown him and think he's a yeti!
very very funny
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