You like Yeti. You like Gnome. Sometimes Yeti vs Gnome. Sometimes Gnome vs Yeti.
3/17/08
1st response
The 'grapejuice comment' guy went all out. Best ones are "gotta to to the bathroom" and "stayin' alive". Keep drinking your grapejuice dude. Aaaauuuggggghhh.
Gender: Male
Age: 7 (which is 26 in yeti years)
Race: humanoid cryptid
Body Type: Slender but athletic
Height: 6' 9" (without my platform shoes)
Looks: I've been told I look like a dead cactus. Also, I've got a bigfoot, a sasquatch that tells good time, and abominable breath.
Location: wooded regions of the Himalayas, where there is an abundance of gnomes to pester
Astrological Sign: Sasquatcharius
Religion: I believe in a Heavenly Yeti
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