Gender: Male
Age: 7 (which is 26 in yeti years)
Race: humanoid cryptid
Body Type: Slender but athletic
Height: 6' 9" (without my platform shoes)
Looks: I've been told I look like a dead cactus. Also, I've got a bigfoot, a sasquatch that tells good time, and abominable breath.
Location: wooded regions of the Himalayas, where there is an abundance of gnomes to pester
Astrological Sign: Sasquatcharius
Religion: I believe in a Heavenly Yeti
4 comments:
kids are cute but we need more yeti!!
What's up man? Where's your posts? We need Yeti!!!! Gnome!!!!!! Something!!!!!!!!!
what this country needs now more than ever is MORE YETI!!!!!!
please mr. yeti, please mr. gnome make us laugh one more time!!!
where have they all gone? my world is dark.
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